Aren’t we all getting a little tired of those silly pop-up ads and articles about achieving a perfectly flat stomach? Why do we even care about this? This is the article I would rather see.
This hectic holiday season don’t forget to take care of you, Mom! Here are 5 easy, hassle-free tips for a achieving a NOT flat stomach!
- Prioritize: This is the time to create lasting holiday memories… and pass the gravy! Do you want your kids to remember that one Thanksgiving that Mom was soooo grouchy all the time because she cooked all day then watched everyone else enjoy the food while she ate hardly anything? Of course not! Enjoy the results of your hard work. Because if Momma ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy!
- Be a Role Model: Do you want your little girl to see you obsessing over your stomach? Is that what your self-worth comes down to? Of course not! Be the multi-faceted, well-rounded (sorry about the pun) individual you are wear those stretchy pants with pride!
- Stand up for equal rights: Do men worry about a little belly pooch? Nope. Not at all. So in the name of gender equality, neither should you. This is another way you can set a good example for your daughter.
- Reality Check: Have you ever heard your man say “Wow! Look at the flat stomach on her!” No, of course not! Because men don’t actually care about that. (Also you can quit stressing out over your un-pedicured feet. They don’t look down there either. Trust me.)
- Get some perspective: Have you been to an art gallery lately? Go check out some renaissance nudes. Not. One. Flat. Stomach. When exactly did it become considered sexy for a woman to have a flat stomach? (And who exactly was in charge of this decision?)
That’s it! Five guaranteed, easy techniques that will take you only minutes a day, to help you achieve that perfectly NOT flat stomach!
…And also enhance your self esteem!
Happy, Happy Holidays!
