175 Hilarious Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds

When you’re 6 or 7, knowing some fun jokes is like having a superpower – you can make your friends laugh, turn boring times into fun times, and become the star of lunchtime!

You know what’s really awesome? Every time you tell a joke, your brain gets stronger, just like when you exercise your muscles.

And the best part?

When you make your friends giggle with a funny knock-knock joke or a silly riddle, you’re not just being funny – you’re being a great friend, too!

Ready to become a joke master?

Best Types of Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds

Simple One-Liners Jokes

1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes—she gave me a hug.
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
4. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
6. I started a band called 999MB. We haven’t got a gig yet.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I told my suitcase there will be no vacations this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
9. I’m writing a book on reverse psychology—please don’t buy it.
10. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
11. I tried to organize a hide-and-seek competition, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
12. I told my dog he was adopted. He said, “I already knew, I saw the paperwork.”
13. I got fired from the calendar factory—just for taking a day off.
14. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
15. I told my plants jokes, but I guess they need time to grow on them.
16. I ate a clock once. It was time-consuming.
17. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
18. My doctor told me I have a bad habit of stealing other people’s prescriptions. He said I should take something for it.
19. I asked the gym trainer if he could teach me to do splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t come on Tuesdays.”
20. The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
21. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
22. I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but Na.
23. I told my friend she should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward.
24. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
25. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
26. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
27. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space.
28. I was going to tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.
29. I got a new job at a zoo, but I had to quit. The work was too grizzly.
30. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

Knock-Knock Jokes

31. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
32. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
33. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    No, cow says moooo!
34. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
35. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Atch.
    Atch who?
    Bless you!
36. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you and I miss you!
37. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Broken pencil.
    Broken pencil who?
    Never mind, it’s pointless.
38. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, open up!
39. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Annie.
    Annie who?
    Annie way you can let me in?
40. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you doing right now?
41. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce tell another joke!
42. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
43. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owls.
    Owls who?
    Yes, they do!
44. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
45. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Noah.
    Noah who?
    Noah good joke?
46. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
47. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Honeydew.
    Honeydew who?
    Honeydew you wanna hear another joke?
48. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    I’ve a great joke for you!
49. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!
50. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce tell more knock-knock jokes!

51. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up and answer the door!

52. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owls say.
    Owls say who?
    Yes, they do!

53. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boohoo.
    Boohoo who?
    Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

54. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

55. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ice.
    Ice who?
    Ice to meet you!

56. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Teddy.
    Teddy who?
    Teddy’s the best day ever!

57. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nanna.
    Nanna who?
    Nanna your business!

58. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doughnut.
    Doughnut who?
    Doughnut forget to laugh!

59. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Bee.
    Bee who?
    Bee kind and let me in!

60. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Atch.
    Atch who?
    Bless you!

Animal Jokes for Kids

61. Why don’t fish play piano?
    Because they can’t tuna fish.

62. Why did the cow go to space?
    To see the moooon!

63. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bulldozer.

64. How do bees get to school?
    On the school buzz.

65. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.

66. Why do ducks always pay with cash?
    They hate bills.

67. What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator?
    A friend you can count on.

68. Why did the chicken sit on the egg?
    Because it was too tired to stand.

69. What’s a cat’s favorite color?
    Purrrple.

70. How do cows stay up to date?
    They read the moooos-paper.

71. What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
    Hissss-tory.

72. Why do elephants never use computers?
    They’re afraid of the mouse.

73. What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?
    Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

74. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
    Pork chop!

75. Why did the crab never share?
    Because he was shellfish.

76. Why did the owl invite friends over?
    Because he didn’t want to be owl by himself.

77. Why do fish live in saltwater?
    Because pepper makes them sneeze.

78. Why don’t kangaroos get tired?
    Because they have a lot of hop.

79. Why did the duck bring toilet paper?
    Because it was a little down.

80. What did one flea say to the other?
    Should we walk or take the dog?

81. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.

82. What kind of bird works at a construction site?
    A crane.

83. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
    Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

84. How do porcupines hug?
    Very carefully.

85. What do cows do on Friday nights?
    Go to the mooovies.

86. Why did the frog take the bus?
    Because his car got toad.

87. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
    A neigh-bor.

88. Why are frogs so happy?
    Because they eat whatever bugs them.

89. Why did the sheep go to the barber?
    Because he needed a shear.

90. What do turtles do when they don’t feel well?
    They shell-ter in place.

91. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    No eye-deer.

92. Why did the skunk sit by the fan?
    Because he liked the smell of fresh air.

93. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
    Because they lactose.

94. What’s a horse’s favorite game?
    Stable tennis.

95. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
    Because he wanted a well-balanced meal.

Riddles for Little Minds 

96. What has to be broken before you can use it?
    An egg.

97. I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
    A candle.

98. What has hands but can’t clap?
    A clock.

99. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
    Footsteps.

100. What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
     A clock.

101. I have keys but open no locks. What am I?
     A piano.

102. What has one eye but can’t see?
     A needle.

103. What can travel around the world while staying in the same place?
     A stamp.

104. I go up but never come down. What am I?
     Your age.

105. The more you remove from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
     A hole.

106. What has an endless supply of letters but starts empty?
     A mailbox.

107. I have legs but never walk. What am I?
     A table.

108. I have a neck but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I?
     A bottle.

109. The more you share me, the less I become. What am I?
     A secret.

110. I am always running, but I never move. What am I?
     A clock.

111. What has a head, a tail, but no body?
     A coin.

112. What can you hold in your left hand but never in your right hand?
     Your right hand.

113. What is full of holes but still holds water?
     A sponge.

114. What has four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening?
     A human (crawls as a baby, walks as an adult, uses a cane in old age).

115. I can fill a room but take up no space. What am I?
     Light.

116. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
     The letter “M.”

117. What belongs to you but is used more by others?
     Your name.

118. If you drop me, I crack. If you smile at me, I smile back. What am I?
     A mirror.

119. I have 88 keys but cannot open a single door. What am I?
     A piano.

120. The more you use me, the more I disappear. What am I?
     An eraser.

121. If you feed me, I live. If you give me water, I die. What am I?
     A fire.

122. I fly without wings. I cry without eyes. What am I?
     A cloud.

123. What has ears but can’t hear?
     A cornfield.

124. What gets wetter the more it dries?
     A towel.

125. What begins and ends with “E” but only contains one letter?
     An envelope.

126. I have a bed but never sleep, a mouth but never eat. What am I?
     A river.

127. I am not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. What am I?
     A fire.

128. What can you catch but not throw?
     A cold.

129. Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
     A ton.

130. What has many rings but no fingers?
     A tree.

131. What has a spine but no bones?
     A book.

132. What has four wheels and flies?
     A garbage truck.

133. What has feathers but can’t fly?
     A pillow.

134. The more I am used, the sharper I get. What am I?
     A pencil.

135. What gets bigger when more is taken away?
     A hole.

Jokes About School and Teachers 

136. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to class?
     Because her students were so bright!

137. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
     Because he wanted to go to high school.

138. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
     Because she wanted to test the waters.

139. Why did the student eat his homework?
     Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

140. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
     Because she got caught with the wrong notes!

141. What’s the king of all school supplies?
     The ruler.

142. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
     Because she wanted to test the water.

143. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in New York?
     Times Square.

144. Why did the student take a ladder to school?
     Because he wanted to reach new heights in learning.

145. Why did the book look so sad?
     Because it had too many problems.

146. Why did the student bring a pencil to the party?
     Because he wanted to draw attention.

147. Why did the math book look worried?
     Because it had too many problems.

148. Why didn’t the teacher fart in class?
     Because it was inappropriate gas behavior.

149. Why was the math class so long?
     Because it had too many problems.

150. Why did the teacher write the lesson on the window?
     Because she wanted it to be clear.

151. Why do history teachers make great detectives?
     Because they always look at the past.

152. Why did the student cross the playground?
     To get to the other slide.

153. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a calculator?
     A problem solver!

154. Why did the student stare at the orange juice bottle?
     Because it said, “Concentrate.”

155. Why did the kid bring a pencil to the party?
     Because he wanted to draw some fun.

156. What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
     Stop going in circles, you’re making me dull!

157. Why do teachers love jokes?
     Because they always have class.

158. Why did the teacher go to the eye doctor?
     Because she lost her pupils.

159. Why did the student put his homework in the freezer?
     Because he wanted to have cool answers.

160. Why was the English book sad?
     Because it had too many commas, and it just needed a break.

161. What did the calculator say to the student?
     You can always count on me.

162. Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the classroom?
     Because she wanted to reach new heights in teaching.

163. Why did the student sit on his watch in class?
     Because he wanted to be on time.

164. What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
     A geometry.

165. Why was the school cafeteria so noisy?
     Because the students had a lot on their plates.

166. Why did the student take a piece of string to school?
     Because he wanted to tie up loose ends.

167. Why do teachers always tell you to pay attention?
     Because attention doesn’t come for free.

168. What’s the smartest animal in school?
     The owl, because it’s always outstanding in its field.

169. Why did the clock get kicked out of school?
     Because it tocked too much.

170. Why don’t skeletons make good students?
     Because they don’t have the guts to raise their hands.

171. Why did the student bring a ladder to the library?
     Because he wanted to go to a higher level of reading.

172. Why did the teacher wear glasses?
     Because she lost her pupils!

173. Why do teachers never get lost?
     Because they always know the right direction.

174. Why did the student bring a flashlight to school?
     Because he wanted to study light topics.

175. Why was the geometry book so emotional?
     Because it had too many angles to deal with.

Conclusion 

Now you have a treasure box full of jokes for 6-7-year-olds to share at school, playtime, or family dinner.

Well, now you’re ready to spread smiles everywhere you go!

The more you practice telling jokes, the better you’ll get at making people laugh.

And isn’t it amazing how many new friends you can make just by sharing a funny joke?

So what are you waiting for? Go out there and make the world a happier place, one joke at a time!

Frequently Asked Questions

Are Knock-Knock Jokes Good for Kids?

Yes! Knock-Knock Jokes Help Kids Learn Word Patterns and Build Their Speaking Skills While Having Fun.

At What Age Should Children Start Learning Jokes?

Children Can Start Learning Simple Jokes and Word Play Around Age 5 or 6, When They Begin Understanding Basic Humor.