What are Some Funny ‘Would You Rather’ Questions for Adults?

We’ve all been there – stuck in a dull conversation, wishing something to liven things up. That’s where “would you rather” questions come in handy.

These fun dilemmas can turn any gathering from boring to hilarious in seconds. But finding the right questions for adults can be tricky.

You want them to be funny, not childish or even daring. Don’t worry; we’ve got you covered.

This blog post includes a list of hilarious would-you-rather questions, perfect for your next adult get-together.

We’ll share questions that make you laugh, think, and maybe even squirm.

Get ready to spark some entertaining debates and learn surprising things about your friends with these clever conversation starters.

70 Hilarious ‘Would You Rather’ Questions

1. Would you rather have to dance every time you hear music or sing along to any song you hear?
2. Would you rather have a permanent clown face or a permanent clown outfit?
3. Would you rather be able to talk to animals but only in rhymes or be able to speak every language but only in riddles?
4. Would you rather have a time machine that can only go forward or a teleportation device that can only go to random locations?
5. Would you rather always have to hop everywhere you go or always have to speak in rhymes?
6. Would you rather have fingers that shoot spaghetti or a nose that dispenses mustard?
7. Would you rather be able to control the weather but only when indoors or control your dreams but only when asleep?
8. Would you rather be stuck in a romantic comedy with your enemies or a horror movie with your friends?
9. Would you rather have an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?
10. Would you rather always have Cheeto dust on your fingers or always have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth?
11. Would you rather have to eat a bowl of worms or a bowl of crickets?
12. Would you rather sweat honey or always have a runny nose?
13. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
14. Would you rather always have to wear a tutu or a superhero cape?
15. Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or fly?
16. Would you rather have a romantic picnic in the park or a fancy dinner date?
17. Would you rather always kiss your partner on the forehead or always kiss them on the nose?
18. Would you rather go on a date to a comedy show or a live concert?
19. Would you rather always know when someone is lying or always get away with lying?
20. Would you rather live without internet or live without heating and cooling?
21. Would you rather have a job you love but makes no money or a job you hate but makes a lot of money?
22. Would you rather always smell like garlic or a wet dog?
23. Would you rather never get lost again or never lose your balance again?
24. Would you rather give up showering or internet for a month?
25. Would you rather be a baby with the mind of an adult or an adult with the mind of a baby?
26. Would you rather have every meal you eat for the rest of your life be too spicy, or too sweet?
27. Would you rather have horns or a tail?
28. Would you rather wrestle a gorilla or two alligators?
29. Would you rather have a Texas accent and live in New York or a New York accent and live in Texas?
30. Would you rather have to always say everything that pops into your head or never be able to say what you feel?
31. Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or the size of a golf ball?



32. Would you rather wear pants three sizes too big or shoes three sizes too small?
33. Would you rather work as a bouncer at a trashy nightclub or as a personal assistant to a high-maintenance celebrity?
34. Would you rather only speak in riddles or only speak in rhyme?
35. Would you rather spend a week in the woods without a tent or a night in a real haunted house?
36. Would you rather have a food fight or a water balloon battle?
37. Would you rather meet Bigfoot or an alien?
38. Would you rather have a unibrow or no eyebrows at all?
39. Would you rather always forget to buy one thing at the grocery store or always buy five things you don’t need?
40. Would you rather love Brussels sprouts or hate ice cream?
41. Would you rather be covered in fur or covered in scales?
42. Would you rather need to sleep for 12 hours every day or never sleep again?
43. Would you rather live in a country with a low cost of living but horrible weather or live in a country with a high cost of living and amazing weather?
44. Would you rather have a face that everyone laughs at or a name that everyone laughs at?
45. Would you rather be infamous in history books or be forgotten after your death?
46. Would you rather be held in high regard by your parents or your friends?
47. Would you rather be homeless but never have to work or work at a job you hate for the rest of your life?
48. Would you rather end war or poverty?
49. Would you rather be able to forget your worst memory, or remember your best memory better?
50. Would you rather stay young physically or mentally?
51. Would you rather have more time, or more money?
52. Would you rather live forever or die at a normal age?
53. Would you rather be personally fulfilled or professionally fulfilled?
54. Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?
55. Would you rather be around negative loved ones or positive strangers?
56. Would you rather be really beautiful or really smart?
57. Would you rather live ten years longer with regrets or die ten years early with no regrets?
58. Would you rather visit the past or travel into the future?
59. Would you rather fulfill your biggest wish or resolve your biggest regret?
60. Would you rather have a terrible memory or absolutely no common sense?
61. Would you rather be the boss of a failing company or an entry-level employee at a successful one?
62. Would you rather always be stressed or sad?
63. Would you rather pause this time in your life or fast forward through it?
64. Would you rather be the only one laughing at someone, or the only one being laughed at?
65. Would you rather face punishment for a crime or try to hide it and get away?
66. Would you rather live in a world without music or one without colors?
67. Would you rather live a dangerous and exciting life or a safe and boring one?
68. Would you rather be more patient or more confident?
69. Would you rather earn a ton of money doing work you hate or a little money doing work you love?
70. Would you rather get rid of 99% of the world’s population or make extinct 99% of all living creatures?

Conclusion

Now that you’ve accumulated a treasure trove of hilarious would you rather questions, it’s time to use them.

These questions aren’t just for laughs; they’re conversation starters that can help break the ice, unite people, and reveal surprising things about your friends and loved ones.

Whether at a party, on a date, or just hanging out, these questions can turn a dull moment into a memorable one. So, why not give them a try?

Next time you’re with friends, pull out a few of these questions and watch as the room fills with laughter and lively debate.

Remember, the fun is in the discussion, not just the choice. So, what are you waiting for?

Would you rather start asking these questions now or regret not using them later?