215 Most Hilarious Jokes for 10-Year-Olds
Want to make your friends laugh and become the funniest person in your class? We’ve put together 215 super funny jokes that will make everyone giggle.
These jokes are perfect to tell at lunch breaks, during family dinners, or whenever you want to spread happiness.
All these jokes are 100% kid-friendly – no mean stuff or bad words! They’re checked and approved by parents and teachers, so you can share them with anyone.
They’re easy to remember and tell. Keep reading to find jokes about animals, food, school, and many other silly things that will make everyone around you smile and laugh.
Ready to become a master joke-teller? Let’s start with some of the funniest jokes that kids your age love!
Classic Jokes for 10-Year-Olds
One-Liners
- “What do you call a bear taking a nap? A sleep-olar bear!”
- “Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crumbly!”
- “What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hisss-tory!”
- “How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!”
- “Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack up!”
- “What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!”
- “What do snowmen eat for lunch? Ice-burgers!”
- “What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious!”
- “What do planets sing at parties? Nep-tunes!”
- “Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was good in his field!”
- “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!”
- “What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!”
- “Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot!”
- “What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner!”
Knock-Knock Jokes
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Lettuce!” “Lettuce who?” “Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Boo!” “Boo who?” “Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Orange!” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Tank!” “Tank who?” “You’re welcome!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Cow says!” “Cow says who?” “No, cow says moo!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Interrupting cow!” “Interrupting cow w-” “MOO!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Spell!” “Spell who?” “W-H-O!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Water!” “Water who?” “Water you doing reading these jokes?”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Who!” “Who who?” “Is there an owl in here?”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Ice cream!” “Ice cream who?” “Ice cream every time I see you!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Sandwich!” “Sandwich who?” “Sandwich your arms around me!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Beets!” “Beets who?” “Beets me!”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Hawaii!” “Hawaii who?” “I’m good, Hawaii you?”
- “Knock knock!” “Who’s there?” “Wooden shoe!” “Wooden shoe who?” “Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?”
Animal Jokes
- “What did the mama cat say to her kittens? You’ve got to be kitten me!”
- “Why don’t fish like basketball? They’re scared of the net!”
- “What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!”
- “Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools!”
- “What do frogs order at restaurants? French flies!”
- “What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!”
- “What do you call a duck that gets good grades? A wise quacker!”
- “Why do flamingos stand on one leg? If they lifted the other leg, they’d fall!”
- “What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!”
- “What kind of music do rabbits like? Hip hop!”
- “What do cows do for fun? They go to the moo-vies!”
- “What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey!”
- “What do you call a happy owl? A hoot!”
- “Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail!”
School Jokes
- “What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!”
- “Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!”
- “What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my eyes on you!”
- “What do you call a fish in math class? A school of fish!”
- “What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!”
- “What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!”
- “Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!”
- “What kind of plates do they use in space? Flying saucers!”
- “What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!”
- “Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!”
- “What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a clock? Arithmetic!”
- “What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hissssstory!”
- “Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!”
- “What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me!”
Themed Jokes for 10-Year-Olds
Nature and Seasonal Jokes
- “What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!”
- “What did the tree say to spring? What a re-leaf!”
- “What does a storm cloud wear under its rain coat? Thunderwear!”
- “Why don’t mountains like winter? It’s snow joke!”
- “What flower is always on time? A four o’clock!”
- “What did summer say to spring? Help! I’m going to fall!”
- “Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? They wanted to grow a power plant!”
- “What kind of bow can’t be tied? A rainbow!”
- “What did the snowman ask his friend? Do you smell carrots?”
- “Why don’t oysters share their pearls? They’re shell-fish!”
- “What did the leaf say to autumn? I’m falling for you!”
- “What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!”
- “Why do birds fly south? It’s too far to walk!”
- “What did the acorn say when it grew up? Totally nuts!”
Holiday and Festival Jokes
- “What does Santa take to the beach? A sand-ta bag!”
- “What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berries!”
- “What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!”
- “Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!”
- “What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause!”
- “What did the turkey say before dinner? I’m stuffed!”
- “What kind of music do elves like? Wrap music!”
- “What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!”
- “Why did the Valentine card feel bad? It was torn up!”
- “What do you call a ghost who cheats on tests? A dead ringer!”
- “Why did the candy cane feel lonely? It was in mint condition!”
- “What do you call a snowman party? A snow ball!”
- “Why did the witch go to the doctor? She had a trick-or-treat infection!”
- “What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!”
Food Jokes
- “What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
- “Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling!”
- “What did the bread say to the butter? I loaf you!”
- “Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? They might crack up!”
- “What do you call a sad strawberry? A blue berry!”
- “Why did the cookie visit the doctor? Because it felt crumbly!”
- “What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty!”
- “What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay? A deviled egg!”
- “Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!”
- “What do you call a piece of toast in the jungle? Lost bread!”
- “Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing!”
- “What did the baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s pop corn?”
- “Why don’t milkshakes tell jokes? They’d milk it!”
- “What did the pizza say to the topping? I never sausage a thing!”
Silly and Wacky Jokes
- “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”
- “Why don’t bicycles work? They’re two tired!”
- “What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker!”
- “What do you call a bear with no ears? B!”
- “What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!”
- “Why don’t mummies have friends? They’re all wrapped up in themselves!”
- “What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!”
- “What do clouds wear? Thunderwear!”
- “Why did the potato cross the road? To get mashed!”
- “What do you call a funny stone? A rock-star!”
- “Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? It’s two-tired!”
- “What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!”
- “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”
- “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
Joke Categories by Interest
Space and Science Jokes
- “How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!”
- “What do planets like to sing? Nep-tunes!”
- “What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me some space!”
- “Why can’t Jupiter hold down a job? It keeps getting gas-fired!”
- “What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium? HeHe!”
- “What kind of music do planets listen to? Rock-et and roll!”
- “What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis!”
- “What kind of stars wear sunglasses? Movie stars!”
- “Why did the moon cookie feel sad? Because it was only half full!”
- “What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? I Apollo-gize!”
- “What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you’ve got problems!”
- “What do you call a star that takes a nap? A shooting star!”
- “What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys make my day!”
- “What kind of plate do they use in space? A flying saucer!”
Sports Jokes
- “Why did the football coach bring a ladder to practice? To get over the defense!”
- “What do you call a soccer player with smelly feet? A dribbler!”
- “Why don’t basketball players fight? They might get called for a foul!”
- “What’s a baseball player’s favorite breakfast? Home plate with eggs!”
- “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!”
- “What do you call a runner who’s always late? Rush hour!”
- “Why don’t tennis players tell jokes? Because love means nothing to them!”
- “What sport do planets like best? Meteorball!”
- “Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!”
- “What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch you later!”
- “Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!”
- “What game do cows play at parties? Moosical chairs!”
- “Why are volleyball matches so noisy? Because every game is a smash hit!”
- “What do you call a swimming cat? A meow-maid!”
- “Why did the hockey player bring a broom? To sweep the ice!”
Fun Puns and Wordplay
Clever Wordplay Jokes
- “Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!”
- “What do you call bears with no ears? B’s!”
- “What do planets like to read? Comet books!”
- “What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!”
- “What do you call a fish wearing a tie? So-fish-ticated!”
- “What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso!”
- “What kind of money do cats use? Purr-ency!”
- “What did the broom say to the vacuum? You suck!”
- “What do you call a duck who likes soup? A soup quacker!”
- “What do you call a sleeping computer? A nap-top!”
- “What do you call a sheep in the city? A baa-rban!”
- “What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers!”
- “What do you call a funny bone? A humerus!”
- “What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!”
- “What do you call a small mom? A minimum!”
Dad Jokes
- “What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!”
- “What did the paper say to the pencil? You make your point!”
- “What did one plate say to another? Dinner is on me!”
- “Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!”
- “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!”
- “What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me!”
- “What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!”
- “What did the grass say to everyone? Long time no seed!”
- “What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
- “What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!”
- “What do you call a pig who does tricks? A ham-azing!”
- “Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems!”
- “What did one clock say to the other? Time to go!”
- “What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!”
- “What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!”
Puns for Every Situation
- “What do you call a duck that works in construction? A plumber!”
- “Why was the music note mad? Someone called it flat!”
- “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!”
- “What did the soap say to the sink? I like you a lot!”
- “What do you call a shoe on vacation? A flip-flop!”
- “What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells!”
- “What did the taco say to the sad tortilla? Let me fill you up!”
- “What do you call a robot on the beach? A beach bot!”
- “What did the salt say to the butter? I’m on a roll!”
- “What do you call a sheep in space? A woolly alien!”
- “What do clouds do when they get mad? They rain it out!”
- “What do you call a funny rabbit? A fun bunny!”
- “What do you call a duck that’s a superhero? Super quack!”
- “What did the paint brush say to the wall? I got you covered!”
- “What do you call a pig who plays cards? A pork chop!”
Jokes for Special Occasions
Birthday Jokes
- “What did the cake say at the party? ‘I’m baked for this!'”
- “What did the balloon say to the pin? ‘You make me pop with joy!'”
- “What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream? ‘You make me melt!'”
- “What did the candle say to the matches? ‘You light up my life!'”
- “Why did the birthday cake visit the doctor? It was feeling crumby!”
- “What did one party hat say to the other? ‘You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!'”
- “How does a birthday cake stay in shape? By doing lots of carrot crunches!”
- “What do you say to a cake that’s feeling down? ‘Cake it easy!'”
- “What did the party balloon say when it saw the fan? ‘This blows!'”
- “Why was the birthday cake looking at its watch? It was time to get baked!”
- “What did the party games say to the cake? ‘You take the cake!'”
- “Why don’t party balloons tell secrets? They might pop up somewhere!”
- “What do you call a cake that likes to dance? A fruit cake!”
- “Why did the party hat go to school? To get ahead!”
Holiday Jokes
- “What does a Christmas tree do when it starts dancing? It shows off its new moves!”
- “Why did the turkey join a band? It had the drumsticks!”
- “What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!”
- “What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!”
- “How does a lamb say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!”
- “What do you call a Christmas tree at the beach? Sandy Claus!”
- “What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!”
- “Why did the turkey cross the road? To say happy thanks-walking!”
- “What kind of photos do Santa’s helpers take? Elfies!”
- “What do you call a reindeer who plays tricks? Prankser!”
- “Why didn’t the turkey eat dinner? It was stuffed!”
- “What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when the fire is lit? Crisp Kringle!”
- “What do you call Santa’s helpers? Sub-clauses!”
- “What’s red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz!”
- “What did one snowman say to another? Do you smell carrots?”
Conclusion
Now you’ve got a big collection of funny jokes to make everyone around you smile and laugh.
The best part of knowing jokes is sharing them with others – try telling your favorite ones to your friends at lunch, your family at dinner, or anyone who needs a good laugh.
Remember, laughter makes everything better. A good joke can turn a boring day into fun, make new friends, or help someone feel happy when they’re sad.
And before you go, here’s one last joke to make you smile: “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!”
Keep laughing, keep sharing, and keep spreading happiness with your jokes.
