210+ Funny Jokes Your 10-11 Year Old Kid Will Love
Hey there, parents! I get it; keeping kids laughing is tough. Trust me, I’ve been there.
After testing hundreds of jokes on my 10-year-old (and getting some serious eye rolls), I’ve finally got a list that works!
These jokes are clean, silly, and perfect for 10-11 year olds.
No more googling “kid-friendly jokes” at the last minute. I’ve done the hard work for you.
Plus, these are the kind your kids can tell at school without getting into trouble.
Let’s make your little ones the comedy stars of their class!
Animal Jokes for 10-11 Year Olds
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear!
2. Where do cows go for entertainment? A: To the moo-vies!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A: Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
4. What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef!
5. What do you call a cow with two legs? A: Lean meat!
6. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A: A pork chop!
7. What animal needs to wear a wig? A: A bald eagle!
8. What do you call a fly without wings? A: A walk!
9. Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honeycombs!
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator!
11. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him.
12. What do you call a cow that can’t moo? A: A milk dud.
13. What did the pig say on a hot day? A: I’m bacon!
14. Why do sharks swim in saltwater? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
15. Where do fish keep their money? A: In the river bank!
16. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
17. What do you call a dog that can tell time? A: A watch dog!
18. What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
19. How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? A: Your head hits the ceiling!
20. Why are elephants so wrinkled? A: Because they take too long to iron!
21. How do you keep an elephant from charging? A: Take away her credit card!
22. Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
23. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? A: By the footprints in the butter!
24. What is the difference between elephants and grapes? A: Grapes are purple.
25. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: “Here come the elephants!”
26. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? A: “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
27. What time is it when a lion walks into a room? A: Time to leave!
28. What do you call a dinosaur in a cowboy hat? A: Tyrannosaurus Tex!
29. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A: A mathema-chicken!
30. What kind of lion doesn’t roar? A: A dandelion!
31. What kind of haircuts do bees get? A: Buzzzzcuts!
32. What did the frog order for lunch? A: A burger and a diet croak!
33. What side of a turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside!
34. Why do hummingbirds hum? A: Because they don’t know the words!
35. Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? A: Because she was a little horse!
36. How do you keep a bull from charging? A: Take away its credit card!
37. What does an evil hen lay? A: Deviled eggs!
38. Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? A: Because it’s bound to squeal.
39. What kind of music do whales like? A: They listen to the orca-stra!
40. What is the most valuable type of fish? A: A gold fish!
41. What do you call a mad elephant? A: An earthquake!
42. What do cows order from? A: Cattle-logs!
43. What do you get from a cow who gets her way all the time? A: Spoiled milk!
44. What do you call the horse that lives next door? A: Your neigh-bor!
45. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
46. What do fish play on the piano? A: Scales!
47. What do snakes like to study in school? A: Hissss-tory!
48. What’s the smartest insect? A: A spelling bee!
49. What kind of math do birds love? A: Owl-gebra!
50. Why do ducks always pay with cash? A: Because they always have bills!
51. What kind of shoes do frogs love? A: Open-toad!
52. Why did the peanut get into a rocket? A: He wanted to be an astro-nut!
53. What do you call a seagull that lives by the bay? A: A bagel!
54. What’s the strongest animal in the sea? A: Mussels!
55. What kind of chicken is the funniest? A: A comedi-hen!
56. Why was the broom late to school? A: It over-swept!
57. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A: A brick!
58. What do you call a man with a shovel? A: Doug.
59. What do you call a cow who plays the trumpet? A: A moo-sician!
60. Why can’t Dalmatians win at hide and seek? A: Because they’re always spotted!
61. What do newborn kittens wear? A: Dia-purrs!
62. What kind of pizza do dogs eat? A: Pup-eroni pizza!
63. Why did the frog take the bus to work today? A: His car got toad away.
64. What animal is always at a baseball game? A: A bat.
65. What do you call a pony with a cough? A: A little horse.
66. Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honeycombs.
67. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? A: They don’t meet koalafications.
68. What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A fsh.
69. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A: A dino-snore.
70. Why did the dog do so well in school? A: Because he was the teacher’s pet!
71. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he felt crummy.
72. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? A: This tastes a little funny.
73. Why was the fastest cat in class kicked out of school? A: He was a cheetah.
School Jokes for 10-11 Year Old Kids
74. Why did the math book look so sad? A: Because it had a lot of problems!
75. What did the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt!
76. Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide!
77. What did one wall say to the other? A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
78. What can you catch but not throw? A: A cold!
79. How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? A: Shocked!
80. Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? A: Because her students were so bright!
81. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? A: Because he felt crummy!
82. Which hand is better to write with? A: Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!
83. Why did the science teacher tell her students not to trust an atom? A: Because they make up everything!
84. Why can’t the music teacher start his car? A: He left his keys on his piano!
85. Why can’t a person’s nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!
86. Why did the computer sneeze? A: Because it had a virus!
87. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer? A: She wanted to ice it.
88. How does a scientist freshen her breath? A: With experiments! (experi-mints!)
89. What is a computer programmer’s favorite snack? A: Computer chips!
90. Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
91. Why did the teacher have birdseed? A: For her parrot-teacher conference!
92. Where do you go to school to learn how to greet people? A: Hi school!
93. What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast? A: Cheerios!
94. What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? A: Sum-mer!
95. What breaks when you speak? A: Silence!
96. Why was the politician out of breath? A: He was running for office.
97. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? A: Spelling.
98. What did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
99. Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear? A: He forgot his lawsuit.
100. What’s a soccer player’s favorite chemical element? A: Goooooooooooold!
101. What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport? A: Figure skating.
102. Why was the princess in the emergency room? A: Because she broke her crown.
103. Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license? A: He crashed the computer.
104. What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch? A: An eyeball.
Jokes Going Around
105. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
106. What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!
107. Why did the man run around his bed? A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
108. What do librarians take when they go fishing? A: Book worms!
109. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!
110. What did one plate say to the other? A: Dinner is on me!
111. What did the traffic light say to the truck? A: Don’t look! I’m changing!
112. What do you call a train carrying bubble gum? A: A chew-chew train!
113. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Woo. Woo-hoo! Q: No need to get so excited; it’s just a joke!
114. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Tank. Tank who? Q: You’re welcome!
115. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Pizza. Pizza who? Q: Pizza on earth, good will to men!
116. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Lettuce. Lettuce who? Q: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!
117. Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Police. Police who? Q: Police let us in! It’s cold out here!
118. What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make me look fat?
119. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? A: He just needed a little space.
120. What did the reporter say to the ice cream? A: “What’s the scoop?”
121. What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta!
122. Why did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: Supplies!
123. What did the buffalo say when his son left? A: Bison!
124. What did the tree say to the wind? A: Leaf me alone!
125. What did one hat say to the other? A: You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
126. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9.
127. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? A: He won the “no-bell” prize.
Seasons of the Year Themed Jokes
128. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? A: The snow!
129. If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? A: Pilgrims!
130. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite!
131. Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
132. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A: With a pumpkin patch!
133. What time of year do people get hurt the most? A: In the FALL!
134. Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: It’s faster than walking!
135. What do you call a sad strawberry? A: A blueberry!
136. Why did the banana visit the doctor? A: He wasn’t peeling well!
137. What’s the hardest part about learning to skydive? A: The ground!
138. What month do trees dislike? A: Sep-timber!
139. Why was the fastest cat in class kicked out of school? A: He was a cheetah.
140. Why did the turkey join a band? A: So he could use his drumsticks.
141. Why was the math teacher’s favorite dessert? A: Pi.
142. Why can’t your head be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot.
143. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” A: Because every play has a cast.
144. Where do roses sleep at night? A: In their flowerbed.
Silly Jokes for 10-11 Year Olds
145. What’s blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint!
146. How do you make a lemon drop? A: Just let go of it!
147. How do you talk to a giant? A: Use big words!
148. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese!
149. Where do hamburgers go dancing? A: A meat ball!
150. How do billboards talk? A: Sign language!
151. What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away? A: Doggone it!
152. What do you call a happy cowboy? A: A jolly rancher!
153. What do cowboys put on their salads? A: Ranch dressing!
154. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will let it go!
155. What is brown and sticky? A: A stick!
156. Why are balloons so expensive? A: Inflation!
157. Why do strings never win a race? A: Because they always tie!
158. Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert? A: Because she was stuffed!
159. Why did the gum cross the road? A: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
160. Why did the picture go to jail? A: It was framed!
161. What has hands but can’t clap? A: A clock!
162. What did one hat say to the other? A: Stay here, I’m going on ahead. (going on a head)
163. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers!
164. Why did the man put sugar on his pillow? A: He wanted to have sweet dreams!
165. What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers!
166. What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers? A: Kids don’t eat broccoli!
167. What do you get on every birthday? A: A year older!
168. Why should you not talk to circles? A: Because there is no point!
169. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: Their middle name!
170. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A: A cool coconut!
171. What’s green and not heavy? A: Light green!
172. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? A: Aye matey.
173. Why did the baker put the cake in the freezer? A: She wanted to ice it!
174. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A: A brick!
175. What do you call a man with a shovel? A: Doug.
176. What kind of music do balloons hate? A: Pop music.
177. What do you give a hurt lemon? A: Lemon aid!
178. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe? A: Slippers.
179. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? A: They both need a good batter.
180. What’s in the recipe for gold soup? A: Fourteen carrots!
181. What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark? A: Flood-lights!
182. What is the center of gravity? A: The letter V!
183. What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age!
184. What’s the most famous fish? A: A starfish!
185. Why don’t oysters share? A: They’re shell-fish!
186. What kind of fish loves going to battle? A: A swordfish!
187. What nut has the most money? A: A cashew!
188. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? A: Sneak-ers.
189. Why did the Genie get mad? A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
190. Why did the banana visit the doctor? A: He wasn’t peeling well.
191. How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? A: Bring out the doggy paddle.
192. What did one eye say to the other? A: Between you and me, something smells.
193. How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A: About a buck an ear.
194. What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together.
195. What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A fsh.
Nature Jokes for Kids
196. How do all the oceans say hello to each other? A: They wave!
197. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A: A power plant!
198. What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A: A mushroom!
199. Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it’s too far to walk!
200. What do you call a retired vegetable? A: A has-bean!
201. How do mountains stay warm in winter? A: Snowcaps!
202. How can you tell if someone is a good farmer? A: He is outstanding in his field!
203. What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing? A: A corn field.
204. What is a tornado’s favorite game? A: Twister!
205. What’s a king’s favorite kind of weather? A: Rain! (reign)
206. How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them!
207. Why can’t an egg tell a joke? A: It will crack up!
208. Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle? A: Because there are so many CHEETAHS! (cheaters)
209. What do you call a sad strawberry? A: A blueberry!
210. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree!
211. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else? A: Nacho cheese!
212. What does a triceratops sit on? A: Its tricera-bottom!
213. What is a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
214. How does Spiderman do research? A: On the World Wide Web!
215. What’s the largest gem on earth? A: A baseball diamond!
216. What do you get if you dip a cat in chocolate? A: A Kitty-Kat Bar!
217. Why are fish so intelligent? A: Because they live in schools!
218. Where do birds invest their money? A: The stork-market!
219. Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? A: They’re two-tired!
220. What’s the smartest state? A: Alabama—it has four As and one B!
221. What does a spider’s bride wear? A: A webbing dress.
222. Where do you learn to make banana splits? A: At sundae school.
223. Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honeycombs.
224. Where do pencils go on vacation? A: Pencil-vania.
225. Where do roses sleep at night? A: In their flowerbed.
226. What’s the most detailed-oriented ocean? A: The Pacific.
227. What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? A: They rose.
Conclusion
And there you have it, 210+ jokes that actually make kids laugh!
I know finding the right jokes for 10-11 year olds can be tricky.
Too babyish? They won’t bite. Too grown-up? That’s asking for trouble.
These jokes hit that sweet spot. They’re clean enough for school but clever enough to get real laughs.
Save this list, share it with other parents, and watch your kids light up as they master the art of fun.
Because sometimes, all it takes is one good joke to make someone’s day better.
