Who doesn’t smile at the sight of a fresh donut? These round treats with holes in the middle bring joy to both kids and grown-ups.

Just like donuts make our days better, a good joke can turn a frown upside down. That’s why we’ve put together this sweet collection of donut jokes that will make you chuckle.

From simple one-liners to kid-friendly puns, we’ve got jokes for every donut fan. Share them with friends at breakfast, use them as captions on social media, or just enjoy a laugh when you need a pick-me-up.

So grab your favorite donut, settle in, and get ready to laugh.

These jokes might not be as filling as a real donut, but they’re just as satisfying for your funny bone!

Deliciously Funny Donut Jokes

1. Why did the donut go to therapy? It had too many holes in its life.
2. Donuts are like friends—if you can’t have one, you might as well have ten.
3. What do you call a donut who can’t stop working? A glazed and confused employee!
4. Why did the donut sit in the sun? To get a little more “baked.”
5. What is a donut’s favorite part of the computer? The dough-main.
6. Why do donuts always have great parties? Because they know how to glaze a crowd.
7. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right—just like a donut explaining why it’s perfect.
8. What do you get when you cross a donut with a vampire? A blood-sucker filled with jam!
9. Donuts are round because they know how to roll with the punches.
10. Why don’t donuts ever play poker? They’re afraid of being iced out.
11. What’s a donut’s favorite exercise? Running around in circles!
12. What did the donut say to the coffee? “We make the perfect pair!”
13. Donuts: making life a little sweeter, one bite at a time.
14. Donuts are the only food that makes the whole life worth living.
15. Why did the donut go to school? To get a little “glazed” education!
16. Why did the donut stop talking? Because it was “jammed” up!
17. Why are donuts so good at making decisions? They always know what’s “hole”-y good for them!
18. I donut know what I’d do without you!
19. Can I offer you a donut? Because I doughnut think you can refuse!
20. What did one donut say to the other? “You’re the hole in my heart!”
21. Donuts are the circle of life.
22. Why did the donut go on vacation? It wanted a “hole” new experience.
23. What’s the donut’s favorite part of a workout? The “dough” squat.
24. I donut know about you, but I’m all about that glaze.
25. What’s a donut’s favorite song? “I’ll Be Your Sugar” by the Donut Boys.
26. Donut question the beauty of a perfect donut!
27. I donut think it’s possible to eat just one.
28. Why don’t donuts get cold? Because they have that “warm glaze.”
29. What do donuts do at a party? They just roll with it.
30. Donuts are the reason I wake up with a smile every morning.

Everyday Donut Jokes

31. What did the donut say to the coffee? “We make the perfect pair!”
32. Donut know what I’d do without you.
33. What do you call a donut that can sing? A “dough-re-mi”!
34. How do donuts say hello? “Hole-ow!”
35. Why are donuts so good at making decisions? They always know what’s “hole”y good for them!
36. Why don’t donuts ever argue? Because they’re always willing to “glaze” over the issue.
37. What did the donut do when it was tired? It took a “glaze” nap.
38. How did the donut avoid a traffic jam? It took the “bake” road.
39. Donuts are my jam… literally.
40. I donut care what anyone says—donuts are always a good idea!
41. What’s the best thing about donuts? You can eat them anytime!
42. Donuts are round because they know how to roll with the punches.
43. What’s a donut’s favorite holiday? National Donut Day, of course!
44. Donuts: the original circle of happiness.
45. What did the donut say to the other? “You’re the hole in my heart!”
46. Donut forget to eat a donut today!
47. Donut worry, everything is going to be fine.
48. Donut say I didn’t warn you about how delicious these are!
49. Donut be sad, just grab a donut and smile.
50. Can I offer you a donut? Because I doughnut think you can refuse!
51. Donuts are always the solution to any bad day.
52. I donut know what I would do without donuts.
53. The donut’s favorite sport is rolling.
54. Donut stress, just enjoy the sweet life.
55. I donut want to be anywhere else but here, eating donuts.
56. Donut stop believing in the power of a good snack!
57. Donuts make everything better.
58. Donut look back, keep moving forward to your next treat.
59. Donuts are the best part of my morning routine.
60. Always keep a donut in your pocket, just in case.

Donut Jokes Expressive Love

61. I donut need anything else as long as I have you.
62. You’re the sprinkles to my donut.
63. I donut know how to express my love for you, but I’ll start with donuts!
64. You’re my sweet little donut; every day with you is a treat.
65. If love were a donut, you’d be the glaze.
66. I donut need a fancy dinner, just you and me and some donuts.
67. You’re my donut soulmate, filled with sweetness and love.
68. I’m totally “glazed” over you.
69. Every time I see you, I think I’m in donut heaven.
70. Donuts may be sweet, but you are my sugar rush!
71. I donut care about anything but you.
72. You’re my glaze on a perfect donut!
73. You’re the jelly to my donut.
74. Every time I see you, I’m in sweet bliss, just like a donut.
75. I donut want anything more than to be with you.
76. You’re sweeter than the donut I had this morning.
77. If I could be any food, I’d be a donut because you make my life sweet.
78. I love you more than donuts (and that’s saying a lot).
79. You complete me like a donut completes its hole.
80. You’re the frosting on my donut.
81. I’m addicted to you, just like I am to donuts.
82. You make me feel whole, like a perfectly baked donut.
83. Life would be so dull without you, just like a donut without frosting.
84. Every day feels like a donut party when I’m with you.
85. I donut know what I’d do without your love.
86. You’re my favorite treat, just like a donut.
87. I’m in love with you, but donuts are a close second.
88. Donuts and you, both are irreplaceable in my life.
89. You are the icing on my donut and the sugar in my life.
90. I donut need anything but you and a box of donuts.

“Donut” Instead of “Do Not” Jokes

91. Donut forget to eat a donut today!
92. Donut be afraid to indulge in your sweet cravings.
93. Donut worry, everything is going to be fine.
94. Donut say I didn’t warn you about how delicious these are!
95. Donut tell me what to do—I’ll eat donuts my way.
96. Donut panic, there’s always more coffee and donuts in the world.
97. Donut be sad, just grab a donut and smile.
98. Donut judge me for eating all the donuts.
99. Donut expect me to share, I’m in a donut coma.
100. Donut tell me how many donuts I can have!
101. Donut just stand there, eat it!
102. Donut stop believing in yourself!
103. Donut forget to enjoy the small things in life, like donuts.
104. Donut hold back, eat another!
105. Donut be scared to try a new flavor today.
106. Donut let the small stuff bother you.
107. Donut think twice, just take a bite!
108. Donut ever stop being awesome!
109. Donut take life too seriously—enjoy a donut!
110. Donut let anyone steal your sweetness.
111. Donut look back at your mistakes, enjoy your donut!
112. Donut worry about tomorrow—eat a donut today!
113. Donut let anything get in your way of happiness!
114. Donut be mad, just eat a donut!
115. Donut give up, there’s always a donut to brighten your day.
116. Donut be afraid to treat yourself to something sweet.
117. Donut make excuses, just enjoy the donut!
118. Donut take it too seriously, it’s just a donut.
119. Donut rush, good things come to those who wait for the next donut.
120. Donut be afraid to go for what makes you happy—like donuts.

Donut Jokes for Kids

121. Why do donuts never get lonely? Because they always have a hole bunch of friends!
122. What’s a donut’s favorite game? Hide and “glaze.”
123. Why did the donut get in trouble at school? Because it was caught “doughnut” paying attention!
124. What’s a donut’s favorite holiday? National Donut Day, of course!
125. What do you call a donut that can sing? A “dough-re-mi”!
126. How do donuts say hello? “Hole-ow!”
127. Why are donuts so good at making decisions? They always know what’s “hole”y good for them!
128. Why do donuts never argue? Because they’re always willing to “glaze” over the issue.
129. What did the donut do when it was tired? It took a “glaze” nap.
130. How did the donut avoid a traffic jam? It took the “bake” road.
131. What did the donut do when it was feeling down? It put on some frosting to cheer up.
132. Why did the donut go to school? To learn how to “glaze” through tests!
133. What do you call a donut that tells jokes? A “pun” donut!
134. Why did the donut go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
135. How did the donut feel after a long day? “Dough”y and exhausted!
136. What’s a donut’s favorite kind of weather? Sunny with a chance of sprinkles!
137. How do you make a donut laugh? Tell it a “hole” lot of jokes!
138. What did the donut do after winning a race? It took a victory “glaze.”
139. What’s a donut’s favorite snack? Donut holes, of course!
140. What do you call a donut that loves to read? A “book-dough-nut.”

Birthday Donut Puns

141. Hope your birthday is as sweet as this donut!
142. Another year older, but still as sweet as a donut!
143. Wishing you a “hole” lot of happiness on your birthday!
144. Happy birthday to someone who’s “glazed” with awesomeness!
145. Have a donut-filled birthday full of sweetness and love.
146. May your birthday be sprinkled with happiness and sweetness—just like a donut.
147. Wishing you a day full of sweetness and sprinkles!
148. Have a sweet and “hole” lot of fun on your birthday!
149. Donut worry, you’re never too old for birthday donuts!
150. Have a donut-worthy birthday filled with sweet treats and fun!
151. Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with sprinkles and smiles.
152. Donut forget to make a wish! Happy birthday!
153. May your birthday be “hole”-hearted and sweet like a donut!
154. Have a donut-filled birthday with a “hole” lot of fun!
155. I donut know what I would do without you—Happy Birthday!
156. Wishing you a sweet year ahead, filled with donuts and joy.
157. Have a fabulous birthday with sprinkles on top!
158. You deserve all the sweetness life has to offer—Happy Birthday!
159. Happy Birthday to the one who makes life as sweet as a donut.
160. Donut stop celebrating your amazing birthday!
161. May your birthday be as sweet as a chocolate donut.
162. Wishing you a hole lot of fun this birthday—enjoy your donuts!
163. Here’s to a birthday that’s as sweet as frosting on a donut.
164. Donut let the candles get you down—enjoy your cake and donuts!
165. I hope you have the “hole” best birthday ever!
166. Another year older, but still as sweet as a donut on a sunny morning!
167. Donut forget to laugh and celebrate—you’re awesome!
168. May your birthday be filled with joy and donut-filled smiles.
169. Birthday wish: May your life be as sweet as your favorite donut!
170. Have a donut blast on your special day!

One Liner Donut Jokes

171. A donut a day keeps the sadness away.
172. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts—and that’s pretty close!
173. I’m on a donut-only diet. Who needs vegetables?
174. Donut let the bad days get to you—glaze them over!
175. I love donuts more than coffee, but that’s not saying much.
176. Donut be jelly, just enjoy the sweetness!
177. I think I’m falling in love with this donut—too bad it’s not “hole”y possible!
178. There’s no such thing as too many donuts.
179. Donuts are my jam… literally.
180. All you need is love, and maybe a donut or two!
181. I donut know where I’d be without you.
182. You’re a hole lot of fun to be around.
183. Donuts make everything better.
184. I donut have time for drama—only donuts!
185. How do you know a donut is in trouble? It starts “crumbling” under pressure.
186. Donuts are proof that the best things in life come in circles.
187. I don’t care what anyone says, donuts are always a good idea.
188. What do you call a donut that doesn’t want to hang out? A “lonely hole.”
189. I don’t know what’s sweeter, my donut or you.
190. I donut trust anyone who doesn’t like donuts.
191. Donuts are the best part of breakfast, hands down.
192. Donut hold grudges—just enjoy the glaze.
193. You can’t spell “donut” without “fun.”
194. The best things in life are sweet, like donuts.
195. Donuts make everything better, one bite at a time.
196. Don’t judge me, I’m just trying to enjoy my donut.
197. I donut care if it’s breakfast or dinner, donuts are always good.
198. Donuts are my happy place.
199. Donuts are the solution to all my problems.
200. Donuts are the answer, no matter what the question is.

Donut Jokes for Instagram Captions

201. Keep calm and eat a donut. 🍩
202. Life is short. Eat the donut first.
203. Donut underestimate how awesome today can be.
204. Feeling sweet? Let’s donut and chill.
205. All I need is a donut and a smile. 🍩😊
206. The answer is always donuts. What was the question again?
207. Donut just stand there, eat it!
208. Donut stop believing in yourself!
209. I’d rather be eating a donut right now. #DonutMood
210. Donut stress, just eat a donut and smile!
211. Feeling doughy and loving it. #DonutLife
212. Donut forget to treat yourself today.
213. A donut in hand is worth two in the box.
214. Donut worry, be happy!
215. Just like donuts, I’m sweet and full of holes.
216. Life is better with donuts. 🍩
217. Donut be afraid to live your best life!
218. If life is a journey, donuts are the sweet pit stops.
219. Catch me munching on donuts all day. 🍩 #DonutLover
220. Donut forget to smile today!
221. Life without donuts is like a day without sunshine.
222. Donut feel guilty—treat yourself to another one!
223. Donut be afraid to share your sweetness with the world.
224. A day without donuts is just a sad day.
225. Donut think twice, just take that bite!
226. When in doubt, grab a donut.
227. Donut ever stop eating your favorite treat!
228. The more donuts, the happier the day. 🍩
229. Donuts are my spirit animal. 🍩
230. Donut give up on your dreams.

Funny Donut Quotes

231. “I’m on a donut diet: I’m trying to eat one in every flavor!” – Anonymous
232. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy donuts, and that’s basically the same thing.” – Anonymous
233. “Donuts are the glue that holds me together.” – Anonymous
234. “Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first—especially donuts!” – Anonymous
235. “You’re the frosting on my donut.” – Anonymous
236. “Life is better with a donut in hand.” – Anonymous
237. “If you can’t find happiness, look for a donut!” – Anonymous
238. “Donuts are my favorite kind of hole-in-one.” – Anonymous
239. “The only thing better than a donut is two donuts.” – Anonymous
240. “A donut a day keeps the grumpy away.” – Anonymous
241. “Donuts are proof that life is sweet.” – Anonymous
242. “When life gives you lemons, trade them for donuts.” – Anonymous
243. “Happiness is a warm donut.” – Anonymous
244. “Life is too short for bad donuts.” – Anonymous
245. “A donut can’t solve all your problems, but it’s a good start.” – Anonymous
246. “Donuts are like sunshine on a rainy day.” – Anonymous
247. “You donut know how much I appreciate you!” – Anonymous
248. “There’s no bad day that a donut can’t make better.” – Anonymous
249. “Donuts: because everything tastes better with frosting.” – Anonymous
250. “Who needs a therapist when you have donuts?” – Anonymous
251. “I donut care, I’m still having my donut.” – Anonymous
252. “If life were a donut, it would be filled with happiness.” – Anonymous
253. “A donut never judges you—it just makes your day better.” – Anonymous
254. “Keep your friends close, and your donuts closer.” – Anonymous
255. “When in doubt, eat a donut.” – Anonymous
256. “Donuts are my favorite circle of happiness.” – Anonymous
257. “Donuts are made with a lot of love and glaze.” – Anonymous
258. “A world without donuts is a sad world.” – Anonymous
259. “Sometimes you just need a donut to brighten your day.” – Anonymous
260. “Donuts are the icing on the cake of life.” – Anonymous
261. “A donut will make everything okay.” – Anonymous
262. “Donuts are the sweet moments that make life worth living.” – Anonymous
263. “Donuts: the ultimate comfort food.” – Anonymous
264. “I’ve never met a donut I didn’t like.” – Anonymous
265. “Donuts are sweet, just like life should be.” – Anonymous
266. “Happiness is… a box of donuts.” – Anonymous
267. “Donut judge me, I’m just enjoying my treat.” – Anonymous
268. “A donut a day is the secret to happiness.” – Anonymous
269. “May your day be as sweet as your favorite donut!” – Anonymous
270. “You bring out the best in me, just like donuts bring out the best in mornings.” – Anonymous

Before You Go

Well, there you have it—An awesome list of donut jokes to brighten your day! We hope these silly puns and playful one-liners put a smile on your face.

Donuts, like laughter, are best when shared. Why not send a joke to a friend who needs a mood boost? Or