225 Silly Jokes for 7-Year-Olds
Looking for perfect jokes for 7-year-olds that blend fun with learning?
You’re in the right place! Seven is a special age when kids start getting more complex humor and love sharing laughs with friends.
These clean, kid-tested jokes do more than bring smiles – they help build vocabulary, boost social skills, and strengthen memory.
From simple wordplay to clever punchlines, we’ve gathered jokes that match exactly what 7-year-olds find funny.
Plus, these jokes are teacher-approved and family-friendly, so you can feel good about your child sharing them at school, birthday parties, or around the dinner table.
Let’s make learning fun with laughter!
Fun Fact: Laughter improves mood and helps kids think more creatively!
Jokes that Make Kids Giggle
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well! -
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree! -
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work! -
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine! -
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze! -
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! -
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! -
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! -
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator! -
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot! -
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed! -
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! -
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts! -
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! -
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems! -
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers! -
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quacks! -
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! -
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice! -
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs! -
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear! -
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus! -
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta! -
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing! -
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up! -
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple! -
Why did the chicken go to the party?
Because it was egg-cited! -
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed! -
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! -
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly! -
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! -
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me! -
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey! -
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them! -
What do you call a bear that loves picnics?
A bear-y happy camper! -
Why do frogs never get sad?
Because they eat whatever bugs them! -
How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper! -
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty! -
Why was the belt arrested?
It was holding up a pair of pants! -
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle!
Funny Animal Jokes for 7 Year Olds
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Why don’t elephants use computers?
They’re afraid of the mouse! -
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop! -
Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they don’t have chairs! -
What kind of bird can write?
A pen-guin! -
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfinated! -
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal! -
How do you make a goldfish age faster?
Take away its scales! -
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse! -
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers! -
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels! -
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A python! -
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz! -
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station! -
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator! -
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato! -
What do you call a sheep that knows karate?
A lamb-chop! -
Why don’t ducks tell jokes?
Because they might quack up! -
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore! -
Why was the dog a great musician?
Because he had perfect pitch! -
Why don’t crabs share their food?
Because they’re shellfish! -
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies! -
What do cows do for fun?
Go to the mooo-vies! -
What did the horse say when it fell?
“I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!” -
How do cats like their steak?
Rare-ly meow-dium! -
What do you call a funny monkey?
A chimp-unny! -
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
Because he didn’t want to be owl alone! -
What’s a cat’s favorite button on a keyboard?
The paws button! -
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?
Because he was going on a trunk trip! -
Why don’t giraffes play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spotted! -
What do you call an ant that likes to dance?
A boog-ant!
Quick Knock-Knock Jokes
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says mooo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, so I had to knock! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you through the window! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in before I melt! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so I’m here alone! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, the door is locked! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo boo.
Boo boo who?
You don’t have to cry about it! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be friends! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go mooo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one home? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open or what? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to build a snowman? -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, YOU’RE a poo! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to open the door! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good joke when you hear one! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing! -
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
School-Themed Jokes for 7 Year Olds
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems! -
What did the pencil say to the paper?
You’ve got a good point! -
Why was the music teacher’s ladder so small?
Because it only had treble steps! -
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake! -
What kind of school do surfers go to?
Boarding school! -
Why was the computer cold in class?
Because it left its Windows open! -
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot! -
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright! -
What’s the king of all school supplies?
The ruler! -
Why did the clock get detention?
Because it tocked too much! -
What do you call a smart insect?
A spelling bee! -
What’s the best way to talk to a math teacher?
With numbers! -
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
Because she wanted to test the waters! -
Why do history teachers love old books?
Because they have so much past experience! -
What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
Geometry! -
Why did the school cafeteria hire a DJ?
Because it needed a little more “beet”! -
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test! -
Why didn’t the student bring his backpack to school?
He was already carrying a ton of knowledge! -
What kind of class does a snake always get an A in?
Hiss-tory! -
Why do teachers love writing with chalk?
Because it’s very uplifting! -
What’s the hardest shape to get in school?
A circle, because it’s never-ending! -
Why was the teacher always so calm?
Because she knew how to handle class! -
What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject?
Arrrrt! -
Why don’t students like fractions?
Because they feel divided! -
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else! -
Why did the chalk break up with the blackboard?
It felt like it was being rubbed the wrong way! -
What did one math book say to the other?
I’ve got too many problems! -
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school! -
Why didn’t the teacher trust the school staircase?
Because it was always up to something! -
Why do gym teachers make great musicians?
Because they have great rhythm! -
Why did the pencil complain?
Because it felt pointless! -
What did the student say to the pencil?
Write on! -
Why do art teachers love drawing?
Because it’s sketchy but fun! -
Why did the school bell go to therapy?
Because it had too many issues to ring about! -
Why did the science book look worried?
Because it had a lot of experiments going wrong! -
Why do books never get bored?
Because they always have stories to tell! -
Why did the student eat his test?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake! -
Why did the blackboard go to school early?
It wanted to be ahead of the class! -
Why do teachers always carry pencils?
Because mistakes happen! -
Why did the librarian get kicked out of the cafeteria?
Because she was making too much noise with her book club!
Silly One-Liner Jokes for Big Laughs
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I told my suitcase there will be no vacations this year… now it’s always packed with attitude!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
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I told my dog a joke… now he’s rolling on the floor barking!
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I asked my math teacher if I could do my homework under water… she said I would sink my grade!
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I ate a clock yesterday… it was very time-consuming!
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist!
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I put my phone in the fridge because I wanted cool apps!
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My cat ate my homework… now my teacher says it’s a purr-fect excuse!
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I got hit with a can of soda… good thing it was a soft drink!
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I took my computer to the beach, but now it has too many Windows open!
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I went to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find them!
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My teacher said I should learn more about planets… I told her I need some space!
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I tried to draw a circle… but it was pointless!
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I didn’t trust my stairs at first, but they always lead me up!
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I ate too many chips… now I’m feeling a little crumby!
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me!
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I made a belt out of watches… it was a waist of time!
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I got a job at a bakery… I kneaded the dough!
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I made a pencil with two erasers… it was pointless!
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I told my shoes they were untied… they just walked away!
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I tried to play hide and seek with my pet rock… but it was always stoned-faced!
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I dropped my sandwich in the sand… now it’s a sand-wich!
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My teacher told me to stop acting like a flamingo… so I had to put my foot down!
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I bought some invisible ink… but now I can’t find it!
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I opened a book on anti-gravity… now I can’t put it down!
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I got locked in a bakery overnight… I was stuck between a loaf and a hard place!
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My pet turtle is so slow… even snails lap him in races!
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I told my fish a joke… now he’s swimming in giggles!
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My dog tried to chase his tail… now he’s in a spin cycle!
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I went to a party dressed as a loaf of bread… people thought I was on a roll!
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My lamp quit its job… it felt burnt out!
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I tried to teach my goldfish tricks… but he always forgot them!
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My cow started a band… he’s got the best mooo-sic!
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My pet parrot talks too much… he just keeps repeating himself!
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I told my dad to put the leftovers in the fridge… now they’re lost forever!
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I tried to do the laundry, but I got stuck in a spin!
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My fish opened a bakery… but everything is a little fishy!
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I asked my dog why he was digging in the yard… he said he was looking for buried treasure!
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My hamster thinks he’s an athlete… but he just runs in circles!
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I told my cat to clean up his mess… he just purred and walked away!
Jokes to Share with Family
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! -
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud! -
Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks! -
What’s the best way to make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! -
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly! -
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey! -
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts! -
Why did the dad sit on the clock?
Because he wanted to be on time! -
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! -
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired! -
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner’s on me! -
Why was the belt arrested?
Because it was holding up a pair of pants! -
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer! -
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze! -
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator! -
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up! -
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta! -
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quacks! -
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it ran out of juice! -
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear! -
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus! -
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems! -
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine! -
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs! -
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! -
Why don’t ghosts tell lies?
Because you can see right through them! -
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa! -
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing! -
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well! -
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! -
Why do cows go to space?
To see the moooon! -
Why was the broom running late?
Because it swept in! -
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes! -
Why don’t you ever tell secrets in a cornfield?
Because the corn has ears! -
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe! -
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine! -
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
Because it was already stuffed! -
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner! -
What kind of dog loves to take baths?
A shampoo-dle! -
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Because they peak all the time!
Conclusion
Now you have kid-friendly jokes that will keep any 7-year-old giggling and excited to share with friends!
These hand-picked jokes are simple to understand, remember, and tell in their own way.
From animals to school themes, your child can pick their favorites for any moment – car rides, family gatherings, or just brightening up a regular day.
They’re perfect for shy kids to break the ice or outgoing ones to entertain friends. Keep this collection handy on your phone, or print it out.
Get ready for endless rounds of “Want to hear another one?” – because that’s definitely coming next!
Frequently Asked Questions
Are These Jokes Appropriate for School Settings?
Yes! All these jokes are clean, teacher-approved, and perfect for school. They don’t include mean humor or anything that could upset others.
When is a Good Time to Use These Jokes?
These jokes work great during family meals, car trips, play dates, bedtime when kids feel shy, and during school lunch breaks with friends.
