250+ Hilarious Jokes Kids Aged 9-10 Will Love

Looking for clean, fun jokes that will make your 9-10 year old laugh? You’re in the right spot!

As a parent, I know how much kids love sharing jokes with friends and family.

That’s why I’ve put together this big list of kid-friendly jokes.

From silly animal puns to school jokes that’ll get everyone giggling, there’s something here for every child.

These jokes are simple to remember and perfect for sharing at lunch breaks, family dinners, or whenever your kid needs a good laugh.

Animal Jokes for 9-10 Year Olds

1. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear!

2. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? A: To the moo-vies!

3. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef!

4. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate? A: A pork chop!

5. Q: What do you call a dog that can tell time? A: A watch dog!

6. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator!

7. Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

8. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A: A walk!

9. Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A: So he could hide in a cherry tree!

10. Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a lamb? A: A striped sweater!

11. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No-eye-deer.

12. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear.

13. Q: What animal is always at a baseball game? A: A bat!

14. Q: Why did the whale cross the ocean? A: To get to the other tide!

15. Q: What’s gray and has a trunk? A: A mouse going on a long vacation.

16. Q: Why did the duck cross the road? A: She had to ask the chicken a quacktion.

17. Q: What did the ranch say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m dressing!

18. Q: What do you call a deer in the rain? A: A rain-deer.

19. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Chick-fil-A!

20. Q: What do you call a giraffe stuck in his car? A: A giraffik jam.

21. Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because he wasn’t peeling well.

22. Q: What did the cat say to the bird? A: I’m not kitten around.

23. Q: What did one bat say to the other bat? A: You wanna hang out together?

24. Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? A: BI-SON!

25. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9!

26. Q: What do penguins eat? A: Ice burg-ers.

27. Q: What do lions eat? A: Roarrr meat!

28. Q: What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A: A wonkey!

29. Q: What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurassic pork!

30. Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A fsh.

31. Q: Why don’t ants catch flu? A: Because they have tiny anti-bodies.

32. Q: What do you call two robbers? A: A pair of knickers!

33. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from chick-fil-A!

34. Q: Why did the beach blush? A: Because the seaweed.

35. Q: What do you call a gorilla with no ears? A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you.

36. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 ate 9!

37. Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick!

38. Q: What kind of room doesn’t have windows or a door? A: A mushroom.

39. Q: What did one giraffe say to the other? A: I’m sorry I couldn’t see you!

40. Q: What did the fish say to the other fish? A: Do you know how to drive this thing?

41. Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

42. Q: What’s blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint.

43. Q: Why do giraffes have long necks? A: Because their feet smell.

44. Q: What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? A: Lost.

45. Q: What do frogs order at McDonald’s? A: French flies and a Croak-a-Cola.

46. Q: What do you call a rabbit with lice? A: Bugs Bunny.

47. Q: What do you call a cat burrito? A: A purrito.

48. Q: What kind of key opens a banana? A: A monkey!

49. Q: Why did the chicken go to the hospital? A: Because it needed some tweatment!

50. Q: What’s a dog’s favorite toy? A: A funny bone!

51. Q: What’s a cow’s favorite rock? A: A mooo-n rock.

52. Q: What do you call an ant who fights crime? A: A vigilante!

53. Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? A: Because she was stuffed.

54. Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta!

55. Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador.

56. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!

57. Q: What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A: A wise quacker.

58. Q: Why don’t elephants chew gum? A: They do, just not in public.

59. Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A fsh.

60. Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.

61. Q: What do you call a giraffe with bad grades? A: A head in the clouds.

School Jokes that 9-10 Year Olds Enjoy

62. Q: Why did the math book look so sad? A: Because it had a lot of problems!

63. Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt!

64. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide!

65. Q: What did one wall say to the other? A: I’ll meet you at the corner!

66. Q: What can you catch but not throw? A: A cold!

67. Q: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? A: Because her students were so bright!

68. Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse? A: Because he felt crummy!

69. Q: Why did the computer sneeze? A: Because it had a virus!

70. Q: Why did the chicken get a penalty? A: The ref called “foul.”

71. Q: What did one hat say to the other? A: Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

72. Q: What’s the most dangerous type of star? A: A shooting star!

73. Q: Why did the jellybean want to go to school? A: Because he wanted to be a smartie!

74. Q: What did one snowman say to another? A: Do you smell carrots??

75. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he was feeling crumby.

76. Q: What’s the books’ favorite makeup? A: Glossary.

77. Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil? A: You’re looking sharp!

78. Q: Teacher: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: Student: 18 Teacher: No, 26 Student: No, E.T. took off in a UFO and the CIA went after him!

79. Q: Why did the teacher need sunglasses? A: Because her students were so bright!

80. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

81. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: Because she wasn’t peeling well!

82. Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano on Valentine’s Day? A: I lava you!

83. Q: Why did the children eat their homework? A: Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

84. Q: What time do you go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty!

85. Q: What did the policeman say to his tummy? A: You’re under a vest!

86. Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: Between you and me, something smells.

87. Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!

88. Q: Why don’t you ever tell jokes about pizza? A: They’re too cheesy!

89. Q: What did the mouse say to the keyboard? A: You’re my type!

90. Q: What did the science book say to the math book? A: Wow, you’ve got problems.

91. Q: Why did the student become afraid of negative numbers? A:He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

92. Q: What is more impressive than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee.

93. Q: Why did the skeleton go to school? A: Because it had no body to go with!

94. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

95. Q: Why did the police play baseball? A: He wanted to get a catch!

96. Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Between us, something smells!

97. Q: What do you call two birds in love? A: Tweethearts!

98. Q: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? A: Because she wanted to go to high school.

99. Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? A: Because her students were so bright.

100. Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look flushed.

101. Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? A: Arrrrrrrrrr.

Jokes Going Around

102. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: A little old lady.Q: A little old lady who? A: I didn’t know you could yodel!

103. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck!

104. Q: Why did the man run around his bed? A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

105. Q: What do librarians take when they go fishing? A: Book worms!

106. Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!

107. Q: What did one plate say to the other? A: Dinner is on me!

108. Q: What did the traffic light say to the truck? A: Don’t look! I’m changing!

109. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Dwayne.Q: Dwayne who? A:Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!

110. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Boo.Q: Boo who? A: Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

111. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Isabelle.Q: Isabelle who? A:Isabelle necessary on a bike?

112. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Amos.Q: Amos who? A: Amos-quito bit me!

113. Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A: A meow-tain.

114. Q: Why did the bacon laugh? A: The egg cracked a yolk.

115. Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod.

116. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with bananas in his ears? A:Whatever you want, he can’t hear you!!!

117. Q: What did zero say to eight? A: Nice belt!

118. Q: What’s black and white and red (read) all over? A: A newspaper!

119. Q: What did the dad say to the raisin? A: I did a good job raisin you.

120. Q: What did the mushroom say when it walked into a bar? A:“Why not? I’m a fungi (fun guy).”

121. Q: How does a meteorologist go up a mountain? A: They climate!

122. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Boo. Q: Boo who? A: No need to cry!

123. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Europe. Q: Europe who? A:No, you’re a poo!

124. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Smell Mop. Q: Smell Mop who? A: Ugh! No, thank you!

125. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Atish. Q: Atish who? A: Bless you!

126. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Nunya. Q: Nunya who? A:Nunya business!

127. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Interrupting cat. Q:Interrupting c… A: Meow!

128. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Who. Q: Who who? A: I didn’t know you were an owl.

129. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: ‘Ma Damn’. Q: ‘Ma Damn’ who? A: Ma damn foot is caught in the door, let me in!

130. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Imap. Q: Imap who? A: Imap… at the door!

131. Q: Knock knock! Who’s there? A: Manatee. Q: Manatee who? A:Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it’s hot!

132. Q: Knock, knock! Who’s there? A: Lettuce. Q: Lettuce who? A:Let us in, it’s cold out here!

133. Q: Knock knock! Who’s there? A: Cow. Q: Cow who? A: Cows don’t say who, they say moooo!

134. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Olive. Q: Olive who? A: Olive YOU!

135. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Interrupting pirate. Q:Interrupting pir—yarrrrrr!

136. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Boo. Q: Boo who? A: Don’t cry!

137. Q: Knock knock. Who’s there? A: Needle. Q: Needle who? A:Needle little help right now.

138. Q: Knock knock! Who’s there? A: Donut. Q: Donut who? A:Donut ask me, I just got here.

Seasons of the Year Themed Jokes

139. Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? A: The snow!

140. Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? A: Pilgrims!

141. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite!

142. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!

143. Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? A: With a pumpkin patch!

144. Q: What time of year do people get hurt the most? A: In the FALL!

145. Q: What did one snowman say to another? A: Do you smell carrots?

146. Q: Why do you call a dog that can tell time? A: A watch dog!

147. Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick.

148. Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called baygulls!

149. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no legs? A: A doyathinkhesaurus!

150. Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

151. Q: What did the Easter Bunny have for breakfast? A: An egg McMuffin.

152. Q: Why did the snowman go to the doctor? A: Because he had a meltdown!

153. Q: What do you call a box with three ducks in it? A: A box of Quakers!

154. Q: What’s a pirate’s favourite letter? A: ARRRRRRRRR!

155. Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

156. Q: Why did the M&M go to school? A: It wanted to be Smartie.

157. Q: What did the grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair? A: He wanted to rock ‘n’ roll.

158. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: Because it’s too far to walk.

159. Q: What time do the ducks wake up? A: At the quack of dawn.

160. Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because he wasn’t peeling very well.

161. Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: She might let it go!

162. Q: 2 snowmen in a field. One snowman says to the other: ‘Can you smell carrots?’ A: Why do birds fly south? A: It’s too far to walk.

163. Q: Why was the snowman in the box? A: Because he was picking his nose.

164. Q: Why was the snow yellow? A: Because Elsa let it go!

165. Q: What’s the best day to visit McDonald’s? A: Fry-Day!

166. Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frost bite!

167. Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water.

168. Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? A: Snow!

169. Q: Why was the mushroom the life of the party? A: It was a fungi.

170. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use a honeycomb.

171. Q: What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? A: I Scream.

Silly Jokes for 9-10 Year Olds

172. Q: What’s blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint!

173. Q: How do you make a lemon drop? A: Just let go of it!

174. Q: How do you talk to a giant? A: Use big words!

175. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese!

176. Q: Where do hamburgers go dancing? A: A meat ball!

177. Q: How do billboards talk? A: Sign language!

178. Q: What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away? A:Doggone it!

179. Q: Why did the teddy bear not want any dessert? A: Because she was stuffed!

180. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he was feeling crumby!

181. Q: What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A: A trombone.

182. Q: What do you call a cow with one leg? A: Steak.

183. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9!

184. Q: What’s green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley!

185. Q: What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A: Attire.

186. Q: What’s gray and goes around the world? A: A globe!

187. Q: What did the traffic light say to the green traffic light? A:Don’t look! I’m changing!

188. Q: How do you make a kleenex dance? A: Put a boogie in it!

189. Q: Why was the broom late for school? A: Because it over-swept!

190. Q: Why was Cinderella not able to play soccer? A: Because she kept running away from the ball. (Get it, as in “ball”?)

191. Q: Why did McDonald’s go to the race? A: Because it was fast food!

192. Q: What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose? A: Ham-boogers!

193. Q: What do you call postman Pat without a job? A: Pat!

194. Q: What do you call a camel with no humps? A: Humphrey.

195. Q: What do you call mozzarella that doesn’t belong to you? A:Nacho cheese. (Not yo cheese.)

196. Q: What did the cheese say to the microwave? A: Halloumi!

197. Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A: Because he was looking for Pooh!

198. Q: What’s a crocodile’s favourite game? A: SNAP.

199. Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.

200. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 ate 9.

201. Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he needed (kneaded) a poo!

202. Q: I’d tell you the joke about the jam, but you would spread it. A:

203. Q: Why did the beach blush? A: Because the seaweed!

204. Q: What do you call a bear with no ears? A: B.

205. Q: What do you call a pounding headache? A: A temple tantrum!

206. Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot!

207. Q: How do you clean a chicken? A: Put it in the dishwasher.

208. Q: Why did the cookie have to go to the doctor? A: It was feeling crummy.

209. Q: What did the traffic light say to the cars? A: Don’t look, I’m changing!

210. Q: What did the egg say when it was late for breakfast? A: I have to scramble!

211. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cake? A:Crumbs.

212. Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 ate 9.

213. Q: Why was the computer cold? A: It left its window open!

214. Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13? A: Time to get a new clock.

215. Q: What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake? A: A pie-thon.

216. Q: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A:Anyone can roast beef.

217. Q: What did the paper say to the pencil? A: Write on!

218. Q: What do you call a fly with no wings? A: A walk.

Nature Jokes for 9-10 Year Olds

219. Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? A: They wave!

220. Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A: A power plant!

221. Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A: A mushroom!

222. Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it’s too far to walk!

223. Q: What do you call a retired vegetable? A: A has-bean!

224. Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter? A: Snowcaps!

225. Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them!

226. Q: Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle? A: Because there are so many CHEETAHS! (cheaters)

227. Q: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A: A power plant!

228. Q: What do you call a snowman and a vampire? A: A frostbite.

229. Q: What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck!

230. Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To go to the movies!

231. Q: What is something you can catch but not throw? A: A cold!

232. Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A: A mushroom!

233. Q: What’s the books’ favorite makeup? A: Glossary!

234. Q: Why did the kettle get so hot? A: It wanted to blow off steam!

235. Q: Why did the elephant have so many wrinkles? A: Because no one ironed it!

236. Q: What do you call someone who is tall for their age? A: A un-dwarf.

237. Q: What’s the difference between a school teacher and a train? A: The school teacher says, “Spit out the gum,” and the train says, “Chew, chew!”

238. Q: How do you measure a snake? A: In inches, because they don’t have feet.

239. Q: What did the moon do when he got too long hair? A: Eclipse it.

240. Q: What happens when two giraffes collide together? A: A giraffic jam!

241. Q: What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake? A: A milkshake.

242. Q: Why do you put bulbs on the ground? A: So the worms can see.

243. Q: What do you call a bear without ears? A: B!

244. Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In the riverbank.

245. Q: What did the policeman say to his tummy? A: You’re under a vest!

246. Q: What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? A: Neeeeeoooow!

247. Q: What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe? A: I’m sorry I couldn’t see you.

248. Q: Why can’t you trust stairs? A: Because they’re always up to something!

249. Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: A stick!

250. Q: What do you call a tree’s favorite beverage? A: Root beer!

251. Q: Where do you find a polar bear? A: The same place you left her.

252. Q: What is a pirate’s favorite body part? A: The booty!

253. Q: Why don’t eggs like to gamble? A: They always get a raw deal.

254. Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in a school!

255. Q: What is a bat’s favorite game to play? A: A com-bat.

256. Q: What did the volcano say to the other? A: I lava you!

257. Q: How do we know that the ocean is friendly? A: It waves!

258. Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree!

259. Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In the River-Bank!

260. Q: Why was the cabbage so good at racing? A: Because it was a-head.

261. Q: What’s green and can fly? A: Super Pickle!

Conclusion

These jokes are tested and proven to bring smiles to 9-10 year olds.

My kids have used them at school events, birthday parties, and family gatherings – they work every time!

Not only do these jokes help children build confidence, but they also make it easy for them to start conversations with new friends.

Best of all, you can feel good knowing every joke here is kid-friendly and classroom-appropriate.

Save this list, and let your children pick their favorites.

They’ll love having a collection of jokes ready to share whenever they want to make someone laugh.