What are Some Stupid Jokes Teens will Love?

Teens often enjoy humor that’s a bit foolish or odd. Finding jokes that make them laugh can be tough, as what’s funny to grown-ups might not appeal to younger folks.

But don’t fret – we’ve got a list of funny jokes for teens that are just the right kind of silly.

This post will share many goofy jokes teens want to tell their friends.

We’ll look at different types of wacky humor, from simple wordplay to strange situations, giving you lots of material to make the young people in your life laugh.

Get ready to find jokes that will make teens chuckle, roll their eyes, and maybe even laugh so hard they spit out their drink.

These jokes might not be clever, but they’re sure to be a hit with the teen crowd.

65+ Stupid Jokes That Will Crack Up Any Teen

1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
6. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
11. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
12. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
13. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
14. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
15. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
16. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
17. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
19. What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
20. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
21. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
23. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.
24. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s R, but it’s actually the C.
25. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
26. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
27. Why was the math teacher late to work? She took the rhombus.
28. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
29. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
30. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
31. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
32. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
33. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
34. Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
35. What do you call a bear with no ears? B.



36. What’s black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
37. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
38. How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
39. Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
40. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
41. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
42. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
43. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
44. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
45. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
46. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.
47. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
48. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets.
49. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
50. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.
51. What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
52. What’s green and can jump a mile a minute? A grasshopper with hiccups.
53. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
54. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
55. What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-tory.
56. Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak.
57. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
58. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
59. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
60. What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead.
61. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they are shellfish.
62. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
63. Why don’t melons run away to get married? Because they cantaloupe.
64. What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper.
65. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room.
66. Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish.
67. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.
68. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.

Conclusion

Let’s sum up our fun joke collection! We’ve shared many silly jokes that teens will enjoy telling their friends.

From simple wordplay to odd situations, these jokes will make young people laugh, roll their eyes, and maybe even spit out their drinks.

The key isn’t being smart – being funny in a way that teens like. What’s next? Try these jokes on the teens you know.

See which ones get big laughs and which ones earn groans. Don’t stop here – ask teens to make up their silly jokes, too.

Laughing together is a great way to bond, so keep the fun going! Remember, sometimes the silliest jokes are the ones that stick with us the longest.

So spread some laughter and enjoy the reactions you get from these goofy jokes.